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28. listopadu 2011 v 11:03 | DeNI |  Všeliakéé
WTF, WHY ARE YOU IN MY DREAM?

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There are 3 guys in a cafe the 1st guy says"I must have the smallest arms in the world!" the 2nd guy says "i must have the smallest head in the world!' the 3rd guy says"I must have the smallest dick in the world!" then,they go to check the Guiness world Records the 1st guy then,says "YES!i was right!i got the smallest arms in the world! the 2nd guy says"i DO have the smallest head in the world!" the 3rd guy storms out and says angrily"WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

9 year old boy goes on a camping trip. says to the teacher, "miss, can i sleep in your bed?" teacher replys "no!" so he says "but my mummy lets me", so then the teacher says "fine." later tht nite he says "miss can i play with your belly button?" "no!" "but my mummy lets me" "fine", 10 minutes later the teacher says "jimmy. that wasnt my belly button" an he replys "dont worry miss that wernt my finger" ;) like if you get it.x

Girl:Do you like me? Boy:No Girl:Would you cry if i died? Boy:No Girl Runs away crying Boy:I dont like you i love you i wouldnt cry if u died i would kill myself ♥♥♥♥♥♥
 

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awoooj dúfam že sa ti páči moj blogík a prosím nechaj komentííík ma veľmi potešíí

aha XD moj psíček Ňufko!stále tu skáče hore dolu..neposedné šteňa!!
( vieš o tom že tento blog je jeho domov?robí mi spoločnosť :D)